Popwhore - The Preposterous Hippopotamus
Hey look at me! I'm a slut! give me a record deal! give me a record deal x5 Hey look at me I'm controversial so controversial give me a record deal! give me a record deal x5 I can't play guitar I can't play the drums put me in your studio make me sound good you know if you could FUCK me then you would CHORUS I'M A POPWHORE X2 I'M A POPWHORE BUY MY ALBUM IF MY MUSIC WON'T MY TITS AND ASS WILL SELL THEM MY TITS AND ASS WILL SELL THEM BUY MY FUCKING ALBUM What talent? I haven't got any! my lyrics are all meaningless and empty but my ass is big and breasts are large yes my breasts are large and my ass is big so why don't you buy into this thing buy my album cash or charge visa, american express or with mastercard cuz I'm a popwhore! a fucking popwhore britney, christina, avril, and simpson KILL all those bitches in an instant kill them all shoot them till their dead all those motherfucking popwhores <screamed> shoot them in the FUCKING HEAD! <solo> Look at all these bleach blonde whores taking over music it's a fucking war whatever happened to talent with the guitar why do you need big tits to be a star? whatever happened to the solos? whatever happened to the meaning of writing a song? CAN YOU TELL ME AM I WRONG? Everytime I turn on MTV I see their stupid faces staring at me with their T and A and their empty thoughts all so you will buy lots Look around you all the girls are little sluts thanks to all the people that you would see in the top ten these are the people in your top ten! CHORUS A MILLION FUCKING COPIES WORLD WIDE ALL BECAUSE OF MY BIG FAT BEHIND I can't sing for shit I can't do anything but don't it look hot when I wear these: Belly Rings Diamond Earrings Short Skirts High Heels <solo> <softly> I'm a popwhore buy my album x6 I'M A POPWHORE BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!