News Driven Paranoia
My mother always told me to stay off the dark streets y'never know what sick child molester you could meet no matter you where ya live their there lurking in the dark luring little kids with candy into the dark there in the park there at the school there at the mall there by your home yes by your home yes right next door you'd never know what their hiding in their basement! dead children wrapped in plastic wrap stuffed carcasses of your sister's cat
my neighbour once shaved my cat- no really my cat! sick people are everywhere I hear they keep people locked up under the stairs nobody cares untill it's on the news still sick people are everywhere they might be in the park they might be the at the mall they could be down the hall or right next door don't go outside if you wanna stay alive just stay inside if you wanna stay alive remain in your homes stay in your homes a little girl was kidnapped they found her down by the lake all sliced like a 3 year old's birthday cake so don't go out late at night because if you walk through the park then you might get sliced once twice and thrice slice slice motherfucker slice once twice and thrice slice slice motherfucka SLICE!!! it's just news driven paranoia you're just news driven paranoia your all slaves to the media so come to Toronto we promise you'll get out alive: we got sars we got west nile child killers cut you up throw you in the river like a piece of TRASH!!!!!!! It's just news driven paranoia it's just news driven paranoia you're just news driven paranoia DON'T LISTEN TO CNN DON'T LISTEN TO NBC JUST LISTEN TO WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ON TV!